| Old Taiwanese Jokes (41~50) |
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| 44.
Chvimii^ee Giaqtefng
U cidee chvimii^ee, ti armsii zhutmngg ee sii, muypae lorng tiafmtefng teq kviaa. U-laang mng y: "Chinchviu lie chvimii ee laang, giaqtefng u symmih'loxeng leq?" Y ciu ixn yn korng: "Lie sviu kikoaix ma si tioh^ee. Goar armsii teq kviaa ee sii, tiarm tefng khaksid boo symmih lox'eng. mxkuo goar na giah cit'ee tefng hiah'ee bagkngf^ee ciaq boe laai zengtioh goar. Koq befchiaf ma lorng oe siarm tuix pvi'ar khix. Sidzai si cyn-hofsex^aq." Hit'ee laang thvialiao toaxtoa poexhok. Y ciu ciofng cit'ee taixcix korng ho padee chvimii^ee thviaf. Taixkef lorng tong'ix hit'ee sviuxhoad, y'au zhutmngg ee sizun to lorng giah tefng laq. U-cidaxm, ti loxtiofng u nngxee chvimii^ee teq svama. Cidee korng: "Lie nar laai zengtioh goar? Lie boo khvoarkvix citky tefng maq?" Iao cidee chvimii^ee ciu korng: "Lie teq korng symmih? Si lie laai zengtioh goar ee, goar u giah tefng, lie kiarm boo khvoax^kvix?" Afnny maxlaai-maxkhix, soaq boeq khychiuo siophaq. Twtuo hit'ee sizun, u cidee laang tuix hiaf kengkoex, oafkhix ka yn poefkhuy, ciaq ka yn nngxee korng kisit yn ee tefng-hoea ykefng sid^khix laq. Yn nngxee ciaq hoxsiong hoe-mxtioh, hunkhuy tuix tafng-say khix. |
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| 50.
Iaokiuu Siensvy
U-cidee Kar'oh-siefn ti zngf^nih teq kax zheq. Hagsefng yn-taw, na u zox symmih'sinbeeng-svy laq, kongmar-ki laq, lorng tioh chviar siensvy khix ciah siociuo, siensvy putcie aix ho laang chviar. Kitiofng u cidee sarnchiaq ee hagsefng, lorng mxbad chviar y. Hit'ee siensvy mng y korng: "Lirn-zhux lorng mxbad zox ki, si^boo?" Y afnny mng cviazoe pae. Hit'ee hagsefng tngfkhix ka yn-lauxbuo korng: "Goarn-siensvy, tauqtauq'mng-korng: 'Larn-taw si-mxsi mxbad zox ki?' " Yn-lauxbuo ciu zaiviar siensvy teq sviuxboeq ho yn chviar, khofsioq zhuolai khaksit bocvii thafng chviar y. Kengkoex sie'goxjit, yn-lauxbuo ka yn-kviar korng: "Kin'afjit amar zox ki, lie khix chviar siensvy khaq-zar laai larn-taw zexze leq." Kaux jit boeq taux, yn-kviar ciof siensvy zofhoea laai. Yn ti thviaf^nih ze-teq thefnghau. Yn-lauxbuo sefng boea nngxtex pviar, he ti hit'ee thang'ar-pvy, kefix tiaxm ti thvia'au eng khangtviar zuo-kaq chichy-zhaqzhah kaux sva'sietiarm, iawboe thafng phaang-zhutlaai ho yn ciah. Siensvy thefnghau kaux ciahniq'voax, paktor ykefng iaw-kaq toxng-boextiaau, khvoarkvix thang'ar-pvy u nngxtex pviar, ciu kynkirn theh-khylaai ciah. Hit'ee lauxbuo ti thvia'au thaukhvoax, tarn kaux siensvy ciofng hit'nngxtex pviar ciaqliao laq, ciaq zhud^laai ka y kvialea, korng: "Ho siensvy thefnghau ciah'kuo, cyn-phvysex laq." Citsii, yi
kviakhix thang'af-pvy,
khvoax hit'nngxtex pviar
boo^khix laq, ciu kea-siuxkhix, kiox yn-kviar
laai mng, korng:
Siensvy thvialiao ciu tioqkviaf, huisioong ee hoanlor, ciaq kofngzhud sidzai: "Hit'ee pviar si goar paktor iaw ciaq ciah^loqkhix ee. Tvaf boeq zvayviu ciaq hor?" Lauxbuo korng: "Ae'ioh, tvaf tioh kynkirn ka y thox^zhudlaai, na boo oe sie, ox." Ciu zao-jibkhix pangkefng, phaang cidpvoaa zuie zhud^laai. Kiox siensvy lym-cidzhuix thox-cidzhuix. Thox-kaq kui'sengkhw lorng bolat^khix. Afnny, siensvy ciu tiaxmtiam tngr^khix laq. Hit'ee sarnchiaq ee laang ciu mxbiern chviar siensvy ciaqpng laq. |