| Old Taiwanese Jokes (31~40) |
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| 33.
Ka Y Siof^khix Laq
U-cidee laang boeq zhutgoa, y ciu hoanhux y ee hauxsvy korng: "Goar zhud^khix liaw'au. na uxlaang laai-mng: 'Lexngzwn leq?' Lie tioh ixn y korng: 'Kahu zhutgoa^khix laq. Chviar jiblaai ze.' " Cit'ee hauxsvy cyn-gong, sofie lauxpe kvialiao y boextaxng kix-hor, ciu ciofng y sor-korng ee oe siar ti zoar^nih, ciaq kaw ho y. Yn-hauxsvy ciofng hittviw zoar siukhngx ti y ee chiw'ngr^nih. Y teq sviu: "Na boeq eng ee sii, ciu thafng theh-zhutlaai khvoax." Ciu afnny,
kengkoex svajit lorng bolaang
laai mng. Hit'ee hauxsvy
ciu sviu-korng:
Kaux toe-siejit, u cidee langkheq laai-mng: "Lirn-lexngzwn khix tofui?" Y ciu zhoe hit'ee chiw'ngr-lai, khioksi zhoe-boo. Ciu ka langkheq korng: "Soaq boo^khix laq." Langkheq thviakvix
citkux oe, sviuxkorng kikoaix,
ciu mng y:
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| 39.
Mxbad-Ji^ee Kiesiaux
Zafcieen u cidee mxbad-ji ee uxcvii-laang zoex kvoaf. Y kiernpae boea mih ciu eng phox'ar oe hit'hang mih ee khoafnsid laai zox kielok. Tngf y zhutmngg
ee sii u padee kvoa'oaan
laai zhoe y ze. Tngzhef^ee ciu
chviar y tiaxm ti kvoapaang
ze. Y khvoarkvix
tohterng u cidpurn phox'ar, hienkhuy laai
khvoax, lorng si ciah-eng
ee mih, to sviu-boexzhud si
symmih'iesux. Putcie hofchiox, ia ciu
eng angzw-pid ka y oe nngxtiaau svoax,
he^teq.
Kaux y boea cidpaw hwn tngr^laai, theh phox'ar boeq koq kielok, khvoartioh phox'ar^nih, u nngxzoa ee angzw-bak, ciu mng tngzhef^ee korng: "Thautw'ar sviaflaang laai kiesiaux?" Tngzhef^ee ixn-korng: "Kvar si hit'ee laai zhoe lie ee laang siar ee." Y ciu cyn-siuxkhix korng: "Hef to cyn-khof'vox. Zofngboo yn-taw boea aang-laqzeg, theqlaai kiezhafm ti goar citpurn pox'ar^nih zox goar ee siaux." |
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| 40.
It'hieen It'guu
U-cidee pengsioong-sii teq zox boe-thngg-senglie ee laang, yn-bor tag'axm thauzhaxng cid'nngxkyn thngg khylaai khngx. Oar-nii, thngg-kex toaxkhie, yn-afng korng: "Kinnii ee nitaw, thngg khie toaxkex, khofsioq larn boo pwncvii thafng boeflaai turn^khylaai, na u to tharntioh toaxcvii laq." Yn-bor thvialiao ciu ciofng pengsioong thauzhaxng ee thngg theh-zhutlaai kaw ho yn-afng. Yn-afng mng yi: "Lie nar u ciah'ee thngg?" Yn-bor ciaq ciaosit ka y korng: "Zef si goar tag'axm ka lie thauzhaxng laai turn^khylaai ee." Yn-afng ciu hvoahie, korjieen tharntioh toaxcvii. Ti lo^nih, y twtioh cidee teq boe laqjit^ee, ciu ka y kofngkhie yn-bor tag'axm thauzhaxng thngg lofngzorng u chit'poehpah'kyn, ho y kin'afjit tharntioh toaxcvii ee taixcix, itgvor-itsip korng ho hit'ee boe-laqjit ee laang thviaf. Hit'ee boe-laqjit^ee tngfkhix zhux^nih, ciu ciofng zef korng ho yn-bor thviaf. Yn-bor ciu kix ti simkvoaf-toea, ciu khaisie tag'axm ka yn-afng thauzhaxng zabgoaxtviw laqjit. Kaux nitoea, yn-afng siqpurn boo cvii thafng koeanii, yn-bor ciu ciofng pengsioong-sii thauzhaxng ee laqjit theh^zhutlaai kaw ho yn-afng, kiox y theq^zhudkhix boe. Yi korng, "Afnny larn ma uxcvii thafng koeanii laq." Yn-afng khvoartioh afnny, ciu cyn-siuxkhix, soaq ka yn-bor phaq-kaq pvoarsiofsie. |